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lycaondaughter
lycaondaughter

we gotta talk about set it up

there are so many good parts of this movie that people are talking about: the bosses not ending up together, the entire plot line that harper and kirsten work for a sports paper and actually genuinely like sports -> “guys don’t like girls who like sports…guys like girls who like guys who like sports”, them not getting together until the end when they were really single, pete davidson throwing his drink at rick, charlie having a gay roommate and being totally chill about it, harper being happy for her best friend, mike? the best friends fiancé just being so caring to both of them he genuinely wanted harper to like him too and have her blessing or whatever and that was very sweet, her best friend just knowing her so well and letting her go get pizza with charlie even tho she definitely ordered pizza just for harper

i wanna talk about the good parts of this movie that i haven’t seen people talking about: lucy lui set them up in the end because no matter how much of a badass she is she still loves love amen, harper standing up for herself as not being an assistant anymore, charlie still giving rick the file on his ex wife even though he could’ve just said bye and slammed the door, charlies roommate playing third eye blind as a signal that he’s hooking up with someone that’s so real lmao, charlie realizing his girlfriend didn’t really care about him and vice versa, harper getting ghosted because we’ve all been there, kirsten leaving rick because he didn’t know her and really see her because charlie helped her see that but charlie didn’t say hey rick was having phone sex and he didn’t bring that up in the middle of the airport, and i wanna emphasize this last one okay.. harper calls charlie out for lacking character when it counted and he agreed. as far as we know, harper doesn’t know that charlie when to the airport and called rick out about not really caring about kirsten which ultimately stopped her from going with him. charlie agreed he lacked character when it counted and he didn’t tell her that he went back at just the right time. he didn’t try to prove himself and he didn’t try to make harper see that he had character. he admitted his fault and owned up to it and that was just really powerful to me okay

and then there is, of course, the part that will honestly stick with all of us: “you like because; you love despite”

thanoshadtosnaptwiceforyou
rage-quitter

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

thejovianmute

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.

Source: lesbiananabray
lilmissmarauder

Things that the Harry Potter films left out about Snape

higgopriff

  • Called Lily a mudblood, then tried to cover himself by saying that she alone was different from other muggleborns
  • Didn’t see a problem with his friends performing Dark Magic on Mary MacDonald, compared it to the Marauders pranks
  • Dropped a tree branch on Petunia
  • Attacked Remus in PoA whilst he was trying to explain things and literally said the words ‘I’ll drag the werewolf. Perhaps the Dementors will have a kiss for him too’
  • Continued to refuse to listen to Sirius’s explanation even though he was being compliant and had only once tried to fight back, without magic, after Snape attacked Remus
  • After he found out he wasn’t actually going to get an Order of Merlin, or have the satisfaction of seeing two innocent men in jail, he exposed Remus as a werewolf
  • Ripped a photo of James and Lily and Harry being happy and in love and a family in half and stole the half with Lily on it
  • Actively tried to get the Marauders expelled from Hogwarts
  • Dumbledore was ‘disgusted’ by his attitude towards James and Harry 
  • Harry distrusted Snape that much he literally thought he was trying to poison Remus
  • Abused his position as Head of House to unfairly reward points to Slytherin and take points from other houses, especially Gryffindor, far beyond the extent it was shown in the movies
  • Told Neville he would feed Trevor Neville’s failed potion so the possibly fatal results would teach him a lesson
  • Mocked Tonks when her Patronus changed, despite the fact his also changed to match Lily’s
  • Insulted Hermione’s appearance and told her he didn’t see any difference after Draco cursed her teeth to grow and then watched as she ran out crying
lilmissmarauder

I really fucking despise Snape

Source: higgopriff
taratjah
onadogtrekinperth

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

Source: anakiiin
taratjah
spitefulbitch

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

isabelthespy

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

Source: spitefulbitch
taratjah
taratjah

A Cresswell-Tangled crossover! I started this thing over a year ago, but it wasn’t working out so I stopped and was like I can always get back to it later, knowing that that would probably not happen lol. I still had the unfinished piece in my drafts, so every time I went to drafts it was there glaring at me. And now I finally finished it because the shipweeks gave me a reason to pick it back up :p I finished most of the line-art last time, but I had to redraw a lot because it’s been over a year and I’ve improved since then, and obviously something wasn’t working out before. That I was able to make it work this time means I actually learned things last year, which feels good :) 
Anyway! Today’s shipweek theme was ‘lights’ and this thing accidentally fits because of the lyrics, so I waited till today to post it.

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